I'm officially 30 today (*throws up her mouth a little*).
Yesterday a few short hours before I transitioned into the next decade, I became aware of a new wrinkle...a cleavage wrinkle - no lie. The worst part is that as I was checking out (and showing others) my newly discovered wrinkle, I discovered that if I move a certain way, the cleavage wrinkle travels all the way up and intersects a neck wrinkle. It's like my skin knows that my 20s are over and it's time to fold.
In all seriousness though - 30 is going to be rad. I'm looking forward to spending my 30s as my healthiest and happiest years! (well - and my 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s.....by my 80s I still plan to be happy but I will certainly be eating more than my share of chocolate and pizza! ha)
I have spent 30 years in a body that I'm completely irresponsible with... I live the all too common story of do too much, sleep too little, and live on processed food and caffeine. I spend a lot of time complaining and no time making changes...it's time to turn the crazy train around and start taking care of my only body! This is my story as I am supported by Port Moody's Innovative Fitness and Impulse Sport Therapeutics to quit the excuses and get this body under control.
HAPPY HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY YOU YOUNG SPRING CHICKEN YOU! Maybe look at the wrinkle as a life wrinkle...and celebrate it. That wrinkle is what makes you, YOU! I bet no one else has a sweet ass wrinkle like that!...just saying
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